youremydirtydisease:

crrrash:

  • you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
  • something is always touching you
  • you can always see your nose
  • your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
  • you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
  • you can’t imagine a new colour

this ruined my life

(via xtinaaadawg)

STOP KICKING THE BACK OF MY CHAIR!

sodamnrelatable:

image

 

(Source: youwillbedead, via keymix3)

tupacvevo:

my internet connection has touched places of my heart that no man has yet discovered

(Source: lilbfan, via kaptainkimi)

fuckoff-mondays:

why would i want to be beautiful on the inside no one can see it there

(Source: ripbearwave, via french)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*casually solves Rubiks cube while havin sex*

(via grade-a-memo)

getoffmybloghoe:

jpgay:

i hate my dentist 

be nice, he has fillings too 

(via grade-a-memo)

jesuschristvevo:

mom can you help me find a sugar daddy

(via grade-a-memo)

chickensandwich:

what the gangnam style is this…….

(Source: chickensandwich, via grade-a-memo)